Hey! I'm Cortney
(18)(10.2.13♥)
This blog is a mess of all my interests and random stuff (sometimes NSFW!)
dftba
carry on my wayward son
The Wonder Years♥
hussie owns my soul
WoW
Achievement Hunter♥
"Breakdown Junkie"
(Metalcore♥)
I hate League of Legends
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aparodyofmyself:

Passing Through A Screen Door // The Wonder Years

thewheezyviking:

stunningpicture:

Putting an engineering degree to good use

HOLY SHIT

otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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awwww-cute:

they follow him everywhere

pixelatedlovesongs:

yukimiwa:

Thanks to Everybody for sharing my deamon and supporting me in my work <3

My Character for My final exam at Cinema Makeup School

Model: Shay Zee

MUA: Margaux Cabuy

my facebook : https://www.facebook.com/MargauxCabuyMakeupArtist?fref=ts

this is just unbelievably amazing.

capslockapocalypse:

prettybluescarf:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

hOLY SHIT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN PHINEAS’ KNACK FOR EXPERIMENTS AND BUILDING THINGS!!!!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD

ineffably-crowley:

sparkafterdark:

glumshoe:

sparkafterdark:

tenaflyviper:

He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.

And also steal your infants.

He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.

I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.

It was not her baby to give.

David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.

Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king? 

The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.

Slammin’ it down in the Labyrinth fandom tonight, kids.

  • ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: do you have any tumblr friends? if so, who are they?
  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): relationship status?
  • ಠ_ಠ: what is your biggest pet peeve?
  • (ಥ_ಥ): finish this: i hate it when...
  • ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: what is your favorite animal?
  • (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜): who is someone you can tell everything to?
  • (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ: are you a hugger?
  • (╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ: besides tumblr, do you have any other social media?
  • ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿?: how old are you?
  • (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻: what are your thoughts on school?
  • | (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ): favorite tv show?
  • (ง'̀-'́)ง: are you okay?
  • (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧: sexual orientation?
  • ┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴: are you a people person or a loner?
  • ლ(ಠ益ಠლ): do you have any siblings?
  • ಠ╭╮ಠ: have you ever self harmed?
  • (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ: have you ever been in love?
  • (☞゚∀゚)☞: would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe?
  • (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻: how do you let your anger out?
  • ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ: are you active?
  • ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪: what are your favorite band(s)/artist(s)?
  • (╯°□°)╯︵(\ .o.)\: who is your least favorite person?
  • ♥‿♥: tell us about your crush!
  • ◔̯◔: what time is it?
  • ◕‿◕: what is your guilty pleasure?
  • ◔ ⌣ ◔: are you a virgin?

weloveshortvideos:

Is this shit aloud

Vine by Daniel Gomez

touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

wickedclothes:

Honeycomb Keyholder

This elegant wall decoration doubles as a keyholder. Shaped like a honeycomb, the keyholder is utilized by inserting a hexagonal keychain into one of the holes. Found on Behance.

  • me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
  • me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

metfan123:

The Truth

wentzguyliner:

Emo Problem #826-
When the wind blows your side bangs back, and you see everyone you hate, with both eyes

awkward-lee:

"Apple and U2 are giving the new album Songs of Innocence to over 500 million iTunes customers worldwide."

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