I would answer that fucking door so fucking fast that space time would bend around me just slightly
I would answer that fucking door so fucking fast that space time would bend around me just slightly

(Source: pizzastiel)
(Source: taku-senpai)

(Source: h-kakashi)
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
(Source: rosetylear)
uoa:
do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
(Source: askboggle)